Puss in Boots for You Baby I Could Be

Shrek 2 (2004)

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• Shrek : Quick, tell a lie!

  Pinocchio : What should I say?

  Donkey : Say something crazy, like, "I'm wearing ladies underwear!"

  Pinocchio : I'm wearing ladies underwear.

  Pinocchio : [silence]

  Shrek : Are you?

  Pinocchio : I most certainly am not!

  Pinocchio : [nose extends]

  Donkey : It looks like you most certainly am are!

  Pinocchio : I am not!

  Pinocchio : [nose extends]

  Puss-in-Boots : What kind?

  Gingerbread Man : IT'S A THONG!

• [after drinking a beauty potion]

  Donkey : I don't *feel* any different. Do I look any different?

  Puss-in-Boots : You still look like an ass to me.

• Donkey : What about my Miranda rights? You're supposed to say, "You have the right to remain silent." Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!

  Shrek : Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

  Puss-in-Boots : [camera shows just Puss] I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad.

  Gingerbread Man : Shrek? Donkey?

  Puss-in-Boots : [looks up to see fairy tale creatures above him] Too late.

• Puss-in-Boots : Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.

  Shrek : Join the club. We got jackets.

• Captain of the Guards : Catnip...

  Puss-in-Boots : That's, uh, not mine...

• Puss-in-Boots : I hate Mondays.

• Donkey : I mean, how good looking could this Prince Charming guy be anyway?

  The Ugly Stepsister : Are you kiddin'? He's gorgeous! His face looks like it was carved by angels.

  Puss-in-Boots : Hmmm... he sounds dreamy.

• Puss-in-Boots : [trying to convince Shrek not to neuter him] Please, no, por favor, por favor, please no, I implore you. I was doing it for my family! My mother she's sick and my father he lives off the garbage. The king offered me much money and I have a little brother...

• Princess Fiona : Shrek?

  Puss-in-Boots : For you, baby, I could be.

• Puss-in-Boots : Fear me, if you dare.

• Puss-in-Boots : Today, I repay my debt...

  [soldiers surround Puss as he slowly draws his weapon]

  Puss-in-Boots : EN GARDE!

• [the king enters Puss' room; it is dark, and only Puss' eyes and boots are visible]

  Puss-in-Boots : Who dares enter my room?

  King : Sorry - I hope I'm not interrupting anything, but I was told that you are the one to handle an ogre problem.

  Puss-in-Boots : You are told correct, but for this I charge a great deal of money.

  King : Will this do?

  [the king throws a bag full of money on the table; Puss opens it with his sword]

  Puss-in-Boots : You have engaged my valuable services, Your Majesty. Just tell me where I can find this ogre.

• Puss-in-Boots : Pray for mercy from Puss... in boots.

• Donkey : Pray for mercy, from Puss!

  Puss-in-Boots : And Donkey!

• Puss-in-Boots : Ah-ha-ha!...

  [cough - hack - cough]

  Puss-in-Boots : He he... Hairball.

  Donkey : Oh, that is nasty!

• [after Shrek, Donkey and Puss stumble upon a factory with multi-colored smokestacks]

  Donkey : Oh, no! That's the old Keebler's place! Let's just walk away slowly.

  Puss-in-Boots : That's the Fairy Godmother's cottage. She is the largest producer of hexes and potions in the whole kingdom.

  Shrek : So why don't we drop in for a spell? Ha, ha! Spell!

• Blind Mouse : [muffled] Pardon me. Would you mind letting me go?

  Shrek : What? Puss!

  Puss-in-Boots : [spits Blind Mouse out] Sorry, boss.

• [Donkey collapses in a dead faint]

  Puss-in-Boots : Hey, boss. Let's shave him.

• [Puss is watching Shrek and Fiona]

  Puss-in-Boots : Whatever happens... I must not cry. You cannot make me cry...

  [breaks down sobbing]

• Puss-in-Boots : [to Shrek] I too was concocting this very same plan, already our minds are becoming one!

• Shrek : Puss, do you think you could get up there?

  Puss-in-Boots : No prolema, boss - in one of my nine cat lives I was the great cat burglar Santiago de Compostela!

• Shrek : Fiona's father paid you to do this?

  Puss-in-Boots : The rich king? Sí.

• Puss-in-Boots : [gets a look from Shrek and Donkey after agreeing Shrek should be a Prince Charming] Sorry. I thought that question was directed at me.

• Puss-in-Boots : Hey! Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta?

Puss in Boots for You Baby I Could Be

Source: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0298148/characters/nm0000104?ref_=tt_cl_t5

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